My dad's bike is different than mine, but I kind of like it more. I'm going to steal it from him!
It made me think, though. How come it's okay to take away my drivers license but they can send me back out into the world all unprotected on a bicycle? I think that instead of taking my license away they should have upgraded me to a trucking license so that I'd be safer.
Oh, that's right. It's not about me. They think I'm going to go crashing into everyone else on the road now, so I'm a safety hazard. If I'm just out there on a bike then everyone's safe because if I get in the way I'll just get squished again, like I did in the accident that gave me brain damage in the first place. If at first you don't kill Jill, try try again. Screw you, DMV. Screw you.
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